Sexual Limbo

I am in my late forties and supposedly in my sexual prime.  All the myths are debunked since my libido is off the charts yet here I sit, night after night, alone with my frustrations.  Toys can only take me so far and I want a dance partner. Why?  All the men my age are only interested in chasing after women who are young enough to be either their nieces or daughters!  Where does that leave me?  In cougar-ville or in my case, puma-ville.  Puma being the term for women who are approaching 50, in other words, an old cougar. The young men I've interviewed for the possible position of part-time boytoy have informed me that they cannot tolerate women their own age.  Always needy and don't know their way around in bed and what's up with all that drama?  Interesting indeed!  It must be the natural order of things if my observations are correct.  I somehow have a difficult time wrapping my brain around bedding a 24 year old Adonis since he would be the same age as my oldest son but I am stuck in this sexual limbo, wanting to be set free to finally explore my sexuality.  I know there are probably willing students out there in the younger social group but I prefer a man who has some experience and knows his way around my body with minimal instructions.  Granted, some younger men vow that they are the equivalent to Don Juan, but that is just false advertising!  They try much too hard due to lack of confidence, and think that the porn they watched the night before is what is expected, as if that even remotely resembles actual sex?   So, I am suspended in limbo until some man stumbles across me, removes the shrink wrap from my naked body, and actually releases "The Beast Within."